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Motherhood is serious business. It’s time to cherish your Mom with these Funny Mom Quotes. 

All mothers are Superheroes after all.

 All mothers are Superheroes after all.

Behind every Mom is a basket of dirty laundry.

 Behind every Mom is a basket of dirty laundry.

Moms. They are like dads, only smarter.

 Moms. They are like dads, only smarter.

Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.

 

Mother – noun 1. One person who does the work of twenty. For free.

 

Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away… While daddy snores next to you.

 The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away… While daddy snores next to you.

Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming Toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cell phone and still slap the shit out of you for looking at her crazy.

 Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming Toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cell phone and still slap the shit out of you for looking at her crazy.

Moms! Not all superheroes wear capes.

 Moms! Not all superheroes wear capes.

Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it.

 

I don’t care how old I am, if I lose Mom in the supermarket I will panic.

 I don’t care how old I am, if I lose Mom in the supermarket I will panic.

If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably Mom.

 

I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.

 

There is a legend that if you take a shower and scream out loud “Mom” three times, a nice lady appears bringing the towel you forgot.

Make your mom laugh today — it's the least you could do in return for giving you, like, life and stuff.

 Try these funny mothers day quotes with a sense of humor. (Image source: Mashable.com)

If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, became a parent

If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, became a parent!

It'D be cool If my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue

It'D be cool If my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue

 Ah, Babies! They are more than just asorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts

Ah, Babies! They are more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts

Dance like only your kid is watching, cook like no one will scream they hate it, and sneeze like you won't pee your pants

Dance like only your kid is watching, cook like no one will scream they hate it, and sneeze like you won't pee your pants

Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again I sound fabulous.

Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again I sound fabulous.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'This is impossible- oh,This is impossible. And then you just keep going and keep going and you sort of do the impossible.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'This is impossible- oh,This is impossible. And then you just keep going and keep going and you sort of do the impossible.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy, and  crazy to the people who thought you were stable

Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy, and  crazy to the people who thought you were stable

You may not have candy for breakefast, now finish your pop tart.

You may not have candy for breakfast, now finish your pop tart.

Waking your kids up for school the first day affter a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

The singular sign of a parrent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the star wars prequels.

The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the star wars prequels.

You know what I want for mother's day. I want to stop being bombarded with bullshit commercials about mother's day

You know what I want for mother's day. I want to stop being bombarded with bullshit commercials about mother's day

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air our of the tires

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires

Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry and eating all of the fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don't have to.

Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry and eating all of the Fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don't have to.

When you're a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don't want to go too low and blow  out your butt and bust your knee.

When you're a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don't want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee.



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